A wise man once told me: “People who grin constantly always turn out to be Jackasses.” In my idyllic youth I refused to believe him, but time makes fools of us all. If that man was an Aborigine, it would be much more ironic, but he wasn’t. I think he was just Jewish, or possibly Greek.
In truly epic news, the Japanese have developed a working robotic suit, soon to be fully unveiled to the ignorant public. The future is now. Right now.