A
wise man once told me: "People who grin constantly always
turn out to be Jackasses." In my idyllic youth I refused
to believe him, but time makes fools of us all. If that man was
an Aborigine, it would be much more ironic, but he wasn't. I think
he was just Jewish, or possibly Greek.
In
truly epic news, the Japanese
have developed a working
robotic suit, soon to be fully unveiled to the ignorant public.
The future is now. Right now.